Thursday, November 4, 2010

TTAM #4 – Hey baby, what’s your sign?

There are times when I wonder if my parents got distracted and simply made up a birthday for me.  It just doesn’t fit!  Apparently I am a Virgo.  The stars tell me that I am all this:

Virgo Traits

Modest and shy
Meticulous and reliable
Practical and diligent
Intelligent and analytical

On the dark side....
Fussy and a worrier
Overcritical and harsh
Perfectionist and conservative

Bawhahahaha!  If you have the good fortune to know me, you would be scratching your head.  Sure, there was a period in my youth when I was modest and shy – tossed that out the window when I realized that didn’t get me anywhere.  I can barely spell Perfectionist, let alone be one.  And if I did misspell it, I would be very un-diligent about correcting it!  Of course, what does fit is that I am very intelligent and reliable (as well as drop-dead gorgeous and super nice) so some of this stuff works.

Just the same, I am happy to check out my horror-scope when it suits me.  Today, according to great star reader Rick Levine, it says:

You may normally be so logical in your approach to spending money that you're willing to pass up a bargain item if you don't really need it. However, today you could become so obsessed with something that you might not be able to talk yourself out of buying it. Even if you feel very strongly about it, wait a few days before making a final decision.

Yep, a perfect non-fit.  If I want something, I damn well will spend the money with no analysis involved.  Isn’t that what those shiny credit cards are for?  But I am perfectly happy to believe it the days that everything is supposed to be perfect for me.  Nevertheless, amusing.

Do you fit your sign?  Does it matter to you either way? 


  1. ROFL - that is so NOT you!! I've never read a sign description that had so little in common with the person who apparently was born under it. I think your parents might have some explaining to do :-)

  2. Well, you are reliable... maybe they found you under a cabbage leaf?